Updates!

New post in Ewwww, They Call That Food?! See Denis and Peggy eat some assorted meats. More stuff coming after New Years :-) Have a safe and happy holiday!

Scrubs Episode of the Moment: My Charlie Brown Christmas

Merry Christmas Procrastinators...

so this is not actually a Scrubs episode it is however Charlie Brown scenes with all of the actors of Scrubs doing voiceovers and I think that it is quite the funny...thanks to Ashley Mancill from Alabama for sending me this link



Turk (Schroder) is my favorite...

I told her I couldn't date a celebrity...

Last night was an odd adventure and only because apparently I was dating Ashley Olsen...Now I have trained myself to be able to somewhat control my dreams and those of you that know me know that I studied dreams a lot back in that day and dabble a bit now. I dont even think the Olsen twins are that hott, but oh well I was interested in the dream so I let it slide with little interference.

It started out as me, my buddy Derek, and his g/f Natalie, and some random dude and his gf which later turned into my buddy Brandon...We were all cramped into a small room about to go to sleep but they put a movie in and i could not stay awake to watch it. It was not until the movie was on and woke me up that I even noticed that there were girls around so I woke up went in the other room to get some milk and there was Ashley Olsen, with puppy dog eyes and the loneliness of a sailor sitting at a table playing solitaire, corny even for a dream...

I sat down and played a card game or two with her, then we joined everyone else in the movie watching, eventually a lot of time skipped in the dream and we were out to dinner with my family getting pizza, Ashley gave me what she couldnt eat, it was a nice gesture...

In another scene we were just walking around in my back yard about to go to one of my soccer games. While we were walking I asked her if she was Mary Kate or Ashley and hesitantly because it was like the 8th time I had asked...she said,

"which one do you want me to be?"

and i replied, "the one that has been being nice to me this whole dream" (guess i interferred in the dream a little bit there by accident)

Turned out that the nice one was Ashley and Mary Kate was a fruitcake. We were throwing a frisbee around when it went behind the air conditioning unit, she went to get it and i told her to be careful because our babboons arent that nice. She tries to pet one while I try to defend her and thats when she started to fall for me but I told her I couldnt date a celebrity then she said,

"well you're an all-star goalie why not?"

and i said, "touche"

Ever Wonder?

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Can You Beat Me?!

Two posts in one day! Wow! Anyway, I just got another game in for you. This is Smack the Penguin and it is awesome :-) I played this a few years ago and was addicted. Thanks to Edwin Huddle for e-mailing us the link to this game so I, among many, can be addicted again.

Can you beat my top score of 320.9? CLICK here to play the game. Post your top score in the comment section of this blog. I'll have this game on our regular games page soon. Have fun and let me know if you can beat me (I don't think you can)!

NEW GAMES!

Two new games have been posted to the Games section. Check out Drago and School Invaders!

I Ran the Jingle All The Way 5k!

So, I'm not that big of a runner, but I am becoming a fan of participating in 5k foot races. Weird, I know. Here's a picture of me and some of my racing posse:

I'm the one wearing sunglasses :-)

Head on over to Run, April, Run to get the whole story and to see more photos of the race. And as always, thanks for visiting Procrastinator's Paradise!

Scrubs Episode of the Moment: "My First Day"

Scrubs was created in 2001 by the brilliant mind of Bill Lawrence. This is quite possibly the best show on tv that no one is watching. The show is in its 7th and final season and the 6th season just was released on DVD (which I just bought!). I must say that I completely love this show so much not only because of its humor but also because of the identification of the characters. My friends are constantly making the connections between Me and Turk and one of my best friends Denis as JD...

A little more amusing thing to me is that Emily seems to be a perfect mix of Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Carla (Judy Reyes) [she has all the spunkiness of Carla but is still as white as Elliot]

Maybe that now JD, I mean Denis has Joanna around she can fulfill the new Elliot role and Emily won't have to have a split personality and we can all four be the happy family that we were meant to be, haha...THIS IS SCRUBS!!!!

it works right? we shall see, exciting stuff this be...

"My First Day" was the very first episode of Scrubs and it is the episode of the moment to commemorate the opening of our time here together... The whole episode is all about JD witnessesing the first death of patient, wanting Turk to move back in with him and not leave him for the Todd, applying the nice guy and asshole roles to Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso, and JD meeting Eliott... this is a clip of the episode: